I HATE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE :  a man of loose morals AND a woman of loose morals 

 Women have two dots of advantage, but there is a loophole; man although has no dots of merit ;  men often grasps those two dots  of women, he uses his own strengths to make up a woman's loophole, this is called seamless. Why are men smart ?   He has two heads. Why do women love  to eat?  They have  two mouths. Why  do men and women get married?  Men want to make  out, women want to open. And why did they divorce?  Men  have known the depth, women have known the length .


女人有兩個優點，但有一個漏洞； 男人雖然沒有優點，卻有一個長處； 男人經常抓住女人的兩個優點，用自己的長處去彌補女人的漏洞，這叫天衣無縫。男人為何聰明？是男人有兩個頭。女人為何愛吃？是女人有兩張嘴。男女為何結婚？男人想通了，女人想開了。又為何離婚？男人知道深淺了，女人知道長短了