Which wine is good? 哪種酒好？

Which wine is good? The French man said ; the grape wine was good; the British said the whiskey was good; the Chinese said the Erguotou( a kind of Chinese wine) was good. They disagreed, so used mouses  to do experiments to see what kind of  wine in the end is good?

The first  white  mouse drank the  grape wine,  sat down and played a piece of  piano music...
The second mouse drank the whiskey, happily jumped  to dance  the tango ...

The third mouse drank  Erguotou , said nothing , entered  the kitchen ,carrying a large knife,   furiously  to ask : where  is  the cat ?

哪種酒好？法國人說，葡萄酒好；英國人說，威士忌好；中國人說，二鍋頭好。大家各執己見，於是找了白鼠做實驗，看看到底哪種酒好？
第一隻老白鼠喝了葡萄酒，坐下來彈了一首鋼琴曲……
第二隻老鼠喝了威士忌，快活地跳起了探戈……
第三隻老鼠喝了二鍋頭，二話不說進廚房拎了把菜刀，氣勢洶洶地問：貓呢？